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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • 50 favorites

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  • One more and it's business time

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Watermeloon101's favorite FMLs

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

By karmasabitch - / Sunday 17 May 2009 20:16 / United States

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 30 January 2013 10:13 / United States - Richardson

Today, my 5-year-old nephew had the most amazing idea: to play a game with my keys. He took out all ten keys individually and hid them around the house. So far it's been two hours and I haven't found a single one. FML

By idislikeblanks - / Wednesday 30 January 2013 07:03 / United States - Lathrop

Today, during a date, I discovered that if I cough with my mouth closed, snot will spray from my nose all over the place like some kind of mucus cannon. FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 29 January 2013 21:23 / United States - Burlington

Today, my co-worker had a bad cold that stuffed up his ears and nose. This wouldn't have been a problem, except that he believed his farts were silent and scentless. They were so vile, they could have killed a horse. FML

By Iknoweverything - / Saturday 22 December 2012 08:06 / United States - Mankato