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Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 December 2013 19:10 / Israel

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML

By bleach bleach bleach - / Sunday 22 December 2013 17:22 / United States - Las Vegas

Today, I walked in on my daughter lighting candles around one of her friends, who'd fallen asleep while her other friends chanted something in a different language. They still won't tell me what they were doing. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 December 2013 15:36 / United States

Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 December 2013 08:45 / Canada - Richmond

Today, I went to a local bar for a speed dating event. The first person I hooked up with took one look at my face, burst into laughter, and walked out of the bar practically doubling over. FML

By Isitreallythatbad, - / Sunday 22 December 2013 05:37 / United States