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    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    58%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    56%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    50%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    9%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    8%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    19%
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Wahjdeia's favorite FMLs

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

By MarkTheShark - / Saturday 12 December 2009 05:23 / United States

Today, someone asked my fiancée and I how we met. She said, "Well, it was just supposed to be a one night stand!" and laughed, right as I was about to take her hand and say, "It was love at first sight!" FML

By prin - / Saturday 5 September 2009 06:30 / United States

Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML

By Gordon - / Wednesday 22 July 2009 14:12 / United States

Today, I went out for coffee with a guy I really like. We met up at the local café, and decided to sit at a counter in front of the window. We talked and flirted for a while. Then he kissed me, and while he was kissing me someone banged on the window. It was my parents. They didn't know I'm gay. FML

By clementine_k - / Sunday 22 March 2009 02:38 / United States