About Vocaloidtiger
"I don't think there's anything man wasn't meant to know. There are just some stupid things that people shouldn't do." - David Cronenberg ••• Hey guys. I suppose I WOULD tell who I am, but that's too mainstream. Instead, I'll tell you what I'm NOT: - 1 d0nT tYP3 L13k d1S (And I also really don't appreciate it at ALL when other people do). - I don't flip tables when people don't use perfect grammar. - I am not in the LEAST socially awesome. - I am not a crazed stalker that lives in Vermont whose walls are covered in pictures of people that I have stalked and hope to someday murder with a plastic spoon (although you will never know if I just lied). ••• Did I mention that I'm also a philosopher who wants to become an engineer and someday hopes to discover the secrets of the universe and answer its seemingly unanswerable questions? Yeah, I'll let you know how that works out for me.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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    17%
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  • One more and it's business time

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Vocaloidtiger's favorite FMLs
By Charly / Monday 5 January 2009 06:16 / France
By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 May 2013 20:33 / United States
By jfc, how just how - / Sunday 19 May 2013 19:56 / United Kingdom - Milton Keynes
By Anonymous - / Sunday 19 May 2013 18:33 / Canada - Calgary
By look at the fucking universe, lady - / Saturday 18 May 2013 18:44 / United States - Montgomery