About Violetsweety
Hi! They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody else is hot as well.
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  • Beginner

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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

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  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

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  • This isn't what should be happening

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  • Santa Claus

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  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Perfectionist

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Consolation prize

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  • 50 favorites

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    60%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    27%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    42%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    13%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    22%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    66%
  • Censored

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    16%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    5%
  • Happy month-versary

    You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
    153%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
    0%
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Violetsweety's favorite FMLs

Bunch of Freeloaders...

Today, after having my Wi-Fi unlocked for two years, I decided to lock it since it was running slowly. Everybody in my apartment building came to my door and asked me why I did it. I've been unknowingly providing free Wi-Fi to the entire building for years, but now that it's protected I'm getting constant dirty looks. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 February 2017 18:00 / United States - Spring Hill

Today, I got the most painful neck cramp of my life after whipping my head back in laughter at something that wasn't even funny. FML

By Kole - / Friday 13 January 2017 20:00 /

Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

By MissDQ / Monday 2 December 2013 13:47 / Australia - Perth

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML

By ANONYMOUS -_- - / Sunday 15 December 2013 17:18 / United States - Providence

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 1 December 2013 21:43 / United States - Wailuku