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Vendel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

By #201 - / Thursday 5 February 2009 13:23 / United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 15:38 / United States

Today, I tried an herbal tea that is supposed to increase your milk supply (I'm a breastfeeding mom). Well, it worked, and it kicked in at my office, but only on one side. So when I went into the bathroom, I noticed I had one boob WAY higher and bigger than the other. Great. FML

By mama75 - / Wednesday 17 March 2010 14:18 / United States

Today, I realized my girlfriend has way more friends than I do. How did I realize this? She called me to tell me she was at the beach with her friends and how much fun she was having. I was playing WoW in my room, and my friends don't answer my texts. FML

By LonelyBoy - / Tuesday 16 March 2010 05:12 / United States

Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML

By hiii. - / Tuesday 16 March 2010 02:27 / United States