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  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • Inception

    You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    21%
  • Going for gold

    You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    57%
  • 42

    See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    30%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    60%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    8%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    80%
  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    86%
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
    0%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • Multitasking

    You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
    0%
  • So, what happened next…

    You commented on a published FML that you'd submitted.
    0%
  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
    0%
  • My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

    You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
    0%
  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
    0%
  • Picture this FML

    You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
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Vb68's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, sur le trajet de l'école, ma fille de 4 ans me tend une fleur qu'elle vient de me cueillir, me disant : "Tiens maman c'est pour toi. Mets-la dans tes cheveux, comme ça tes élèves vont croire que tu es belle !" VDM

By Anonyme - / Saturday 25 March 2017 12:00 /

Aujourd'hui, à mon SMS d'invitation pour notre crémaillère, Pierre 52 ans, mon père, m'a répondu : "J'peux pas j'ai piscine." VDM

By Anonyme - / Monday 27 March 2017 22:00 /

Aujourd'hui, moment tendre et complice avec mon homme. Je me sentais heureuse, et je le lui ai fait savoir entre deux baisers : "J'ai des papillons dans le ventre." Il m'a répondu : "Je t'en prie, va faire caca !" Il ne connaissait pas l'expression. VDM

By Prouterfly - / Friday 10 January 2014 21:28 / France - Saint-victor-malescours

Aujourd'hui, je dois apprendre une scène de théâtre par cœur, et le seul endroit peinard pour ça, ce sont les toilettes. J'ai une pensée pour mon collègue, présent de l'autre côté de la porte, et qui a dû entendre à peu près ça : "Cette fois, tu es allé trop loin, tu dois partir. Adieu. *plouf*" VDM

By Bronx / Tuesday 16 December 2008 18:52 /

Aujourd'hui, un parfait inconnu a traversé tout Paris afin de me retrouver et me demander une récompense pour avoir trouvé une de mes cartes de visites dans la rue. VDM

By onela - / Sunday 12 March 2017 18:00 /