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By Screwupify - / Thursday 6 August 2009 15:05 / United States

Today, I was picking my daughter up at day care. She was outside playing kick ball. A red ball rolls over to me, and trying to impress the kids, I kicked it over the slide. I turn around to see three crying six year olds. It was their hamster ball. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 17:10 / United States
By Anonymous - / Friday 31 July 2009 08:05 / Poland
By TextLoser - / Wednesday 5 August 2009 13:37 / United States

Today, I had misplaced my cell phone. I decided the best course of action would be to dial the number from my house phone and wait for it to ring to locate it. Somebody answered when I called. It wasn't the wrong number and I had a brief conversation with the man that stole my phone. FML

By callerid - / Monday 3 August 2009 11:45 / United States