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Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML

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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 16 December 2009 02:20 / United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face" while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 September 2009 04:55 / United States