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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Socialite

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  • Up and coming moderator

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
  • 50 favorites

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • My diary is a collector's item

    There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    48%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    24%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    47%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    10%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • Perfectionist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    16%
  • I moderated this!

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  • Tweet, tweet

    You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
    50%
  • 50 quality comments

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    52%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
    0%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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V1kt4r's favorite FMLs

Today, along with my virginity, my boyfriend took my laptop, iPhone, TV, and most of the food in my fridge. FML

By gerligrl97 / Sunday 12 June 2011 18:50 / United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

By Apple - / Sunday 12 June 2011 17:54 / United States

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

By Brandy_Dandy78 / Sunday 12 June 2011 18:47 / United States

Today, my dad told me he has money set aside for when he has to bail me out of jail because "it's bound to happen sooner or later." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 12 June 2011 19:21 / United States

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML

By Darla - / Friday 5 October 2012 08:14 / United States - Arcadia