About Usarmywife
I like to get on FML when I'm having a bad day. Sometimes, it makes me feel better to know that some other unfortunate soul is having a worse day. Feel free to message, I don't mind conversation
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Usarmywife's FML badges
  • Beginner

    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Profile completed

    You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    18%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    76%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    26%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    0%
  • Censored

    Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
    60%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    42%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    4%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    8%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    8%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    6%
  • Omelette Master Badge

    You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!
    10%
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Usarmywife's favorite FMLs

This Mom Sent Her Gay Son’s Saucy ‘Smut’ Photos To A Carpenter After He Didn’t Answer Her Texts And We Are So Glad She Did

30-year-old Sohail isn’t the first to get lazy when it comes to replying to mom’s messages. But this time, it really would have behooved him. Maybe then his mom wouldn’t have had to resort to his instead to find a photo of a particular mirror to send to a carpenter…. a mirror used in a number of racy mirrors selfies. Now the photos are in the hands of some random woodworker, but is that really an FML for Sohail?

By Nina - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 17:30 /

Here’s Another Round of Comically Photoshopped Pictures By The Master of Misinterpretation, James Fridman

Back in September we introduced you to one of our favorite part-time trolls, James Fridman, who masterfully photoshop pictures by request. Since then, he’s released even more hilarious photos and we can’t wait to share them with you.

By Nina - / Wednesday 17 January 2018 22:00 / France
By wtf - / Monday 15 January 2018 13:00 / United States - Concord

#confused

By Anonymous - / Saturday 13 January 2018 05:00 /
By wiona - / Thursday 11 January 2018 20:53 / United States - Willimantic