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Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

By squirty_joe - / Sunday 8 March 2009 18:37 / United States

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

By trev / Monday 30 May 2011 16:12 / United States

Today, my mom publicly pole danced. In a playground. FML

By Jess / Monday 30 May 2011 15:46 / United States

Today, against my wishes, my family and I went swimming with sharks. While in the shark cage, a shark got within a few feet of us. My cowardly bowels objected and caused me to shit myself. FML

By Brie / Sunday 29 May 2011 18:22 / United States

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

By Brilliant... - / Wednesday 25 May 2011 17:44 / United Kingdom