About Uremystar
As much as there is a lot of unfortunate things that happen to people, it gives me relief to know that my life is not all that bad and at times provides a good laugh that is much needed in my stressful grad school life.
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Uremystar's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me my relationship is a joke, because teenagers don't understand the meaning of relationships and commitment. I couldn't help but remind her how she's divorced three separate men to date. She hit me over the head so hard that snot flew out of my nose. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 18 July 2014 23:06 / United States - Horseheads

Today, I spent the whole day doing a 500 piece puzzle. The last piece didn't fit. FML

By Puzzlepiece / Saturday 28 June 2014 14:08 / Australia - Lakemba

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

By Anonymous / Friday 14 February 2014 01:31 / United States

Today, trying to be a responsible parent, I bought my daughter a pack of condoms in case she ever decided to have sex. She turned them into balloon animals and went back to playing video games. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 13 February 2014 15:47 / United States - Kennett