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Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

By alice5000 / Friday 7 November 2008 05:47 / France

Today, I sprayed down some ants in my house. In the sea of ant corpses was a single living ant seemingly cradling a dead one in its arms. I'm convinced I just became the villain in an epic tragedy. Now I have to live with my ant problem because I can't bear to tear another family apart. FML

By Blood on my hands - / Wednesday 7 August 2013 05:40 / United States

Today, I dragged myself to work, suffering from a bad cold. My boss quietly told me to go home and rest, to avoid spreading it around the office. I thought it odd since he dislikes me so much, but I did as he said. He called later in the day to suspend me for leaving work early. FML

By Nick - / Tuesday 6 August 2013 14:44 / Australia - Baulkham Hills

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML

By are these people even HUMAN? - / Thursday 1 August 2013 15:18 / United States - Bristol

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

By nosestealer - / Sunday 7 July 2013 21:57 / Canada - Brampton