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Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML

By notsosexygirl - / Saturday 21 February 2009 09:35 / United Kingdom

Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

By annonymous / Wednesday 19 September 2012 06:24 / United States

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

By useyourownbed - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 20:06 / United States - Byron

Today, I found a Justin Bieber shrine in my daughter's closet. FML

By unfortunateMother - / Tuesday 18 September 2012 19:51 / United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, in the middle of what had to be the most amazing blowjob I've ever had in my life, my girlfriend had a mental breakdown and began weeping on top of my cock. FML

By blueballs - / Friday 14 September 2012 00:06 / United States - Santa Clarita