About Ucofresh
Name is Stephen. I'm a 24 year old gay guy trying to survive in the middle of the wonderful bible belt. I'm a pretty straight forward person, I'll tell you if I don't like you or if I think you're an idiot. When I see something I want, I go get it. I don't like people who are shallow, ignorant, or arrogant, but I pretty much get along with everyone else. My sense of humor sometimes offends people, so if you're (1) very religious, (2) sheltered, or (3) unable to sense sarcasm, at first, you'll probably think I'm an asshole. I cuss quite a bit, but I know when not to. I like to go out and have fun with my friends with or without alcohol, but alcohol tends to make the experience more fun. Word to your mother.
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