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Uaintgotnostylem's favorite FMLs

Today, my mum got a new blender. Dinner was roast beef, broccoli, cauliflower, pumpkin, potatoes and water. In a cup. FML

By I'maboutobarf / Thursday 31 January 2013 10:28 / Australia

Today, my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend got into a fight about when my birthday is. They were both wrong. FML

By EmberLove - / Thursday 17 January 2013 14:06 / United States

Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

By Grant / Friday 11 January 2013 00:51 / United States

Today, I was in the elevator, when a big bearded guy stepped in, wearing a dress. It's not an uncommon sight where I live, but my friend cracked up and asked him if he was wearing underwear. He took it as a challenge, and I can safely say that no, he was not. FML

By juvenile friends suck - / Thursday 10 January 2013 20:52 / Germany - Tangstedt

Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 10 January 2013 12:20 / Slovakia