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Txchic's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

By cactii / Monday 16 February 2015 20:43 / United States

Today, my boyfriend rather stupidly assumed that because my vagina is no longer in use after giving birth, we would automatically start having anal sex. After I loudly explained how that wasn't happening, he then had the nerve to ask for a blowjob before we'd even left the hospital. FML

By anonymous - / Friday 13 November 2015 00:00 / Netherlands

Today, a friend located my stolen dog. It was sold to a family that has an autistic child. I was told by the police that I could have my dog back, but they think I am a terrible person if I do. FML

By queerdragon - / Friday 26 February 2016 04:32 / United States - Redlands

Today, a customer asked if we stocked gluten-free water. Then she got pissed when I laughed at what I thought was her joke. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 July 2016 14:23 /

Today, my drinking problem became apparent when my daughter asked for a glass of juice, and I instinctively poured a large glass of scotch instead. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 17 February 2015 01:04 / United States - Oakland