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Today, I woke up at my cousin's house after staying the night. I went into the bathroom like I usually do and shut the door. Apparently the door lock on this bathroom doesn't function properly. I discovered this when my 4-year-old cousin walked in on me putting a tampon in. FML

By amanderpthepanda - / Wednesday 3 July 2013 17:21 / United States - Redmond

Today, it's been weeks since some asshat started placing gnomes in my front and back yards. I resorted to setting up cameras, which I thought had deterred the idiot, until I walked into my kitchen this morning and found two gnomes on the counter. Nothing on the tapes. I'm freaking out here. FML

By ilivealoneandwhatthefuck - / Sunday 23 June 2013 17:02 / Guam - Yigo

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

By No money, mo' problems / Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:01 / United States

Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML

By Overprotected - / Wednesday 19 June 2013 14:39 / United States

Today, I tried to explain to my cat why I was single, but then I realized why. FML

By CatLover<3 / Tuesday 18 June 2013 23:27 / United States - Cibolo