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Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

By Love stinks - / Monday 19 August 2013 13:06 / United States

Today, I walked in on my brother smoking weed. He immediately tried to hide it by dropping it down his pants, still lit. Screaming in pain, he pulled down his pants. The ashes burned his knob. I had to take him to the emergency room. FML

By bluerhhajfk / Monday 19 August 2013 23:29 / United States - Providence

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - / Saturday 17 August 2013 22:40 / Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, I got fired from my job at an age care facility because I was too nice to my residents. My boss told me "They're deaf, blind and about to jump head first into the grave. We don't pay you to be kind." FML

By sweet23 - / Sunday 18 August 2013 11:43 / Australia - Burleigh Heads

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

By frustrated / Saturday 17 August 2013 22:56 / Ireland - Killarney