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When you are dead, you don't know that you are dead. It is only difficult for others. It is the same when you are stupid -.-
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Trueblue1010's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my parents that I was going out with my boyfriend and they agreed to let me go as long as I was home by midnight. Did I come home on time? Yes. Was my shirt right side out? No. FML

By insideout - / Sunday 10 May 2009 20:25 / United States
By Laura - / Tuesday 27 May 2014 15:58 / United States

Today, while waiting in the queue at a supermarket checkout, my three-year-old daughter yells out, "Mom! Mom! Is that a man or a lady in front?" Embarrassed, I reply, "Honey, can't you see that it's a... it's a... a..." FML

By [...] / Thursday 12 December 2013 14:28 / France - Vaulx-en-velin

Today, in the doctor's waiting room, a little boy asked me for a cookie. I told him that I didn't have any. He replied, "But my mom says that ladies with big butts always have cookies in their handbags." FML

By grossesfesses - / Wednesday 15 May 2013 06:58 / France - Compi?gne

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and must have rolled off. When I woke up, I noticed my braces were stuck to the rug. After frantically pulling, my mom finally sawed me off the rug with scissors. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 3 July 2010 04:19 / United States