About Trollcrusher
Want to see some grammar porn? They're going to the store over there, and you're going with them to get your drink while they get their food. You know what makes me happy? When I meet someone who is completely literate, and knows the difference between you're, your, they're, there, and their. Making mistakes is okay, being content with making them is not. People seem to equate the state of being "open-minded" with having your sunroof open while birds defecate overhead.
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