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  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    5%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    23%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    80%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Tristanio's favorite FMLs

Today, the creepy skin care guy at the mall with the heavy accent asked me if I was pregnant. When I said no he replied "Oh, too many donuts then?" FML

By notpreggers - / Sunday 8 February 2009 00:54 / United States

Today, I took a dump in the woods at a secluded lake. I used the leaves of a seemingly harmless tree to clean myself. However, I was unaware that the leaf was poisonous. It feels like a thousand hornets are attacking my ass-crack. FML

By poisonivyretard - / Tuesday 4 June 2013 17:15 / United States - Narragansett

Today, my son broke his hand when he and his best friend had the genius idea of punching each other in the fists as hard as they could. FML

By why the fuck would you do that / Monday 25 February 2013 02:57 / United States - Phoenix

Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 02:12 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I hurt my back while exercising. I can't bend over or lift my arms above my head without intense pain. My husband, however, finds my situation hilarious and has moved everything I use frequently to either the floor or high shelf. He giggles every time I try to retrieve anything. FML

By AplJax3 - / Wednesday 6 February 2013 21:05 / United States