About Tourtinet
Bon , profil réactivé, parce que je suis trop demandé (ou pas) Alors, garçon né en 91. . Mes passions ? sport : natation , tandem, marche, canoé, accrobranche, badminton ,step , bowling , escrime Culture : lecture, écriture , thêatre, chanter (très mal , mais bon),astronomie, autres : faire la fête (rarement avec de l'alcool, mais un peu de sangria ou de punch ne fait pas mal), manger (de tout quasiment) trainer avec les copines , voyager , et prendre des photos ,
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Tourtinet's favorite FMLs

Aujourd'hui, je suis en train d'envoyer des textos de rupture au garçon que je fréquente depuis quelques semaines. Je lève la tête : devinez qui est assis à 2 mètres de moi dans le RER ? VDM

By lapoissedurer - / Tuesday 15 September 2015 16:52 / France - Orly

Aujourd'hui, ma sœur cuit des œufs et me demande comment je les veux. Je lui réponds mollets, et qu'ils faut les sortir 4 minutes avant les siens, qu'elle veut durs. Elle m'a répondu très sérieusement : "T'es marrante, et comment je sais lesquels sont les tiens ?" VDM

By Caroline / Thursday 2 July 2015 19:36 / France - Bischwiller

Aujourd'hui, je prenais l'avion avec mon fils très turbulent quand l'homme devant nous s'est retourné pour lui dire : "Je suis croque-mort, je sais où tu habites, et si tu ne te calmes pas, je t'enferme dans un cercueil et je t'enterre au fond d'une forêt." VDM

By gloups / Friday 2 January 2015 01:41 / France

Aujourd'hui, étant papa depuis 2 jours, je me rends à la mairie pour compléter l'acte de naissance. Lorsque j'annonce le prénom de mon fils, l'employée me demande : "Vous voulez dire Jacques ?" Je me suis entendu lui répondre : "Non non, Jack, comme Jack l'éventreur." VDM

By Nouveau père / Wednesday 29 October 2014 07:50 / France

Aujourd'hui, mon copain m'a invitée au restaurant. Le diner fini, il m'a annoncé qu'il me quittait et je me suis mise à pleurer. Les clients ont applaudi, croyant que mes larmes étaient dues à une demande en mariage. VDM

By marylinedu75 - / Sunday 13 July 2014 15:10 / France - Orl