About Tompou6
I'm a sailing instructor during the summer and I'm a Primary Care Paramedic student. Msg me if you want to talk.
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Tompou6's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer yelled, "I'll bash your fuckin' face in, cunt" at me at 9:30am because we don't serve the lunch menu at breakfast time. Yes, the 15-year-old girl in high school is responsible for McDonald's entire menu. FML

By McFuckYouTooCunt - / Thursday 11 June 2015 13:44 / Australia - Bellevue Hill

Today, my religious girlfriend convinced me to let her take my virginity. A few hours later, she broke up with me, crying and saying I was going to hell for having sex before marriage. But apparently she isn't, and she can't be with someone who "tempts" her. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 April 2015 14:24 / United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, my best friend can now say "I fucked your mom" to me and actually mean it. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 22 April 2015 14:14 / United States - Athens

Today, my mom called my workplace and told my boss to make sure I wear a hat so I didn't get heatstroke like I did on my last shift. I'm 25. FML

By notmysistersbf - / Monday 20 April 2015 02:39 / Canada - Summerland

Today, my morbidly obese mother gave me an angry lecture at dinner, saying without any trace of irony that my vegetarian diet is "unhealthy and utterly unacceptable". FML

By tardspawn - / Sunday 5 April 2015 15:38 / United Kingdom - Horsham