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This_fml_guy's favorite FMLs

Today, is the anniversary of my cat's death, so I went to visit her grave in the pet cemetery. Someone had spray-painted "Your cat sucks" on her grave. FML

By nrelavender / Thursday 26 May 2011 02:48 / United States

Today, the man sitting next to me on the train tried to sneak a dead cat into my bag while I was sleeping. FML

By now have a cat / Thursday 24 April 2014 20:52 / United States - Glenview

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 20 April 2014 04:03 / United States - Meridian

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML

By O_o / Sunday 9 February 2014 00:42 / United States - Simi Valley

Today, at the grocery store, an elderly woman asked for help with some tea. I lent her a hand, spending a good twenty minutes reading different labels out loud until she found one she liked. After she was done, she handed me a pamphlet and said, "You're a nice girl. I hope you don't go to hell." FML

By Lithiac / Tuesday 4 February 2014 06:16 / United States - Ocala