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Thetwinkyuho's favorite FMLs

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to my new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

By Lio / Wednesday 12 November 2008 05:25 / France

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my wife muttering "God, I want you so bad". Figuring she was either talking to me or longing for the second cumming of Christ, I turned over to see which. Turned out she was rubbing one out to some guy's Facebook photos on her phone. FML

By lahiros - / Friday 30 May 2014 22:05 / Australia - Bentleigh East

Today, I'm severely sunburned and can barely walk properly. My boyfriend keeps telling his friends that it's because of "how hard he gave it to me last night". FML

By snowwhite - / Monday 28 October 2013 04:51 / Australia - Sydney

Today, I was hitting on a girl, and I was sure I could get her to sleep with me. When she finally gave in and was putting her number into my phone, she called my mom and asked her if she raised me to "sexually harass women." FML

By not getting laid / Sunday 13 October 2013 14:38 / United States - San Antonio

Today, as I started my car, I heard the most horrific sounds coming from the engine. When I lifted the hood I realized I'd found my son's cat. FML

By alexbrooke - / Monday 16 September 2013 02:49 / United States - Paintsville