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Today, my elderly neighbour told me why my other neighbours don't talk to me. I'm a massage/physical therapist and treat clients, mostly athletes, in my home. My neighbours saw the steady stream of young, buff guys coming to my house and concluded that I'm a gay prostitute. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 31 December 2015 03:34 / United States - Blacksburg

Today, I almost died in the shower. I slipped and my dumb ass tried to grab the water. FML

By Beastninja5268 - / Friday 6 January 2017 16:40 /

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 14 September 2013 05:23 / United States - Hudson

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 September 2013 16:38 / Switzerland - Bern

Today, my roommate unexpectedly came home with a new puppy. I'm severely allergic to dogs. When I reminded her of this, she explained that the puppy was her family now and if I didn't like it I should move out because blood is thicker than water. My roommate is my sister. FML

By RoommateWanted - / Tuesday 10 September 2013 21:02 / United Kingdom - Glasgow