About Thespiantess
I'm a 17 year old future crazy cat lady from Portugal and I'm not cool enough to write a funny About Me... Did you know that a duck's penis is shaped like a corkscrew? @teresalealfaria on Instagram
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Thespiantess's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

By alhummel21 - / Thursday 12 February 2009 07:45 / United States

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

By SDCore - / Thursday 12 February 2015 00:40 / United States - Glenview

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 February 2015 11:51 / United States - Desoto

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a few months told me he couldn't stay overnight because his mom would yell at him for not coming home. We're both 30 and I didn't know he still lived at home. FML

By thenewgirl29 / Thursday 5 February 2015 16:42 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

By danielzcwu - / Monday 29 December 2015 19:11 / Taiwan - Taipei