About Theoreopage
Fun loving ginger with a painfully awkward sense of humor and social anxiety
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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Theoreopage's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

By caroline - / Friday 6 February 2009 15:29 / United States
By jealouspussy - / Wednesday 20 February 2013 06:55 / United States - Los Angeles
By Anonymous / Monday 18 February 2013 19:11 / Canada - Toronto
By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 05:56 / United States
By okay then - / Wednesday 13 February 2013 22:09 / United States - Avon Lake