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Theninja1800's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML

By charlieg9 - / Friday 30 August 2013 12:33 / United States - East Meadow

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML

By IronSkye - / Thursday 29 August 2013 10:55 / Romania - Bucharest

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

By Junior - / Tuesday 26 January 2010 07:35 / United States

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 8 September 2013 16:38 / Switzerland - Bern

Today, at soccer tryouts, the coach made us run the entire practice. I ran the whole two hours ahead of everyone. When the tryout ended, I vomited due to dehydration. I didn't make the team. The coach's reasoning: "Only the weak throw up". FML

By Anonymous / Tuesday 27 August 2013 18:39 / United States - East Northport