About Thelinlinx3
My name is Linda, but you can call me Linda. You're probably reading this because I posted a dumb comment, or it's possible, maybe, you kinda thought my comment was somewhat decent. Anyway, I am silly, random, and all that good junk. FML is pretty much one of the things that relieves my stress :P My list of cool people I like since everybody believes this is way to a commenter's heart : thelinlinx3 Linda Linlin Lindizzle You can message me if you like. I may bite.
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Thelinlinx3's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed a large woman pee on a pregnancy test in the middle of a Walmart parking lot, clean herself off, then wander around with the test hanging out of her mouth, waiting for her result. Where in the name of Christ do these people come from? FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 2 June 2013 18:10 / United States

Today, I went to Cheese Cake Factory for dinner. There was this hot waiter who kept passing by. He saw me looking at him and I knew I had to say something. So when he approached my table I asked, "Excuse me, do you have any salt?" and he said, "I think it's right there on the table." FML

By getmoneyab - / Saturday 30 May 2009 06:42 / Mexico

Today, my sister texted me, saying she was about to go into surgery. It's been a long time coming, and we've both been worried about what could happen. I texted "good luck" back. My phone autocorrected it to "goodbye" and I didn't even notice. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 May 2013 16:49 / United States

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

By chicochico / Friday 19 December 2008 16:05 / France

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 January 2013 11:10 / United States - Grand Junction