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  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
  • Mobility

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
  • Inception

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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
  • 50 favorites

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  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • Santa Claus

    You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
    33%
  • One more and it's business time

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    78%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    157%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    465%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    1%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    2%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    40%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    7%
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Thegrealtdalton's favorite FMLs

Today, after having waited three long months, my shy girlfriend finally gave me a blowjob. Everything was going really well until I said, "Wow, you're really talented. Anyone would think you've been practicing your whole life." FML

By noname / Thursday 4 December 2008 05:55 / France

Today, I walked in on my 17-year-old brother jerking it to a scene from the movie Frozen. Brain bleach, please. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:19 / United States - Ann Arbor

Today, I started lactating. That would be fine if I had a kid. Or was pregnant. Or wasn't 16. FML

By NotDying - / Wednesday 8 April 2015 12:26 / United States - San Francisco

Today, I was fired from job as a personal trainer. Why? Because I was working out with a friend while off-duty. Apparently, working out with a friend on a day off means I am training them under the table. FML

By anonymous / Tuesday 31 March 2015 16:47 / United States - Denver

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 30 March 2015 10:30 / United States - Cincinnati