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Thecookielovrxx's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat awkwardly and pretended like I didn't notice my cousin discreetly trying to masturbate while talking to me. This isn't the first time anything like this has happened. FML

By Awkward / Thursday 19 July 2012 02:15 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 12 July 2012 06:40 / United States - Houston

Today, my boyfriend excitedly showed me his new juicer, and used up all the fruit in the house making new concoctions. It was adorable until later on, in the middle of getting frisky, he asked if we could go to the grocery store to buy more fruit. FML

By Juiced - / Wednesday 26 September 2012 18:46 / United States - Denver

Today, due to my boyfriend teasing me about me possibly having been conceived on a beach because I was born in Hawaii, I finally asked my mom if I really was. She said no, but then told me in detail how much sex on a beach hurts when you get sand up your ass. FML

By skyplaysguitar / Monday 30 July 2012 05:56 / United States - Las Cruces

Today, I had to turn down an offer of what seemed like some sexy time with a cute girl because my intestines were bursting with an intense desire to unleash molten lava. I rushed home to squat down, only to let out a disappointingly small piece of crud and a tiny fart. FML

By Jarman - / Thursday 26 July 2012 05:39 / United States - Columbus