About The_real_dvd

This feels like filling out a tinder profile. This is the part where you're supposed to toot your own horn right? Well I don't toot. I do leave comments though, most are serious, some are an attempt at humor, and others are an expression of conviction that you may not appreciate. For one of these reasons you've found yourself trolling my profile. I thank you for coming by, please don't feel obligated to give a fuck. That thing is weird and makes me feel like I'm an ass if I don't give one back. If you like what I say, just drop an message and say so. Also, idk wtf is wrong with this app. I've tried updating my pic numerous times and it won't let me. So fuck it. The dude abides.

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