About The_enigma1019
Being a giant eyeball is hard work..... You want to know about me? I'm a cosmic space eyeball, here observing the local late cretaceous era flora and fauna. I happened to come across one of your silly "time travelers" carrying an iPhone 45. And kept the trinket for myself. I stumbled upon this app, and strangely enough it's set to view early 21st century fmls... So here I am. These humans intrigue me, based on their... Uh... What do you simians call it?... Comedic effect. DocBastard Noorfml Perdix Every1luvsbonerz All of the fml staff Pleonasm Brave_sir_robin Anyone brave enough to try and make a pun amongst this cold unforgiving community is good in my book If you guys want to start an eyeball worship cult so that we can set up an invas... Tea party!... I meant tea party!... That would be awesome, thank you. Chilling with my homie Benjamin Franklin! (known in the hoods of Boston as "Big Ben") Farewell... *cough* {stupid humans}
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