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Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML

By ticketed / Tuesday 28 August 2012 16:04 / United States - Bronx

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

By loserllamalick - / Monday 7 October 2013 14:32 / United States - Rochester

Today, my ex-wife put my number on Craigslist as a gay fashion designer needing a one night stand. I only found out when I got a text from an unknown number asking me when was the last time I "ate a black anaconda". FML

By Craigslist is Evil. / Tuesday 24 September 2013 18:12 / United States - Dickson

Today, some asshat chewed me out over a 10 cent late fine he was charged on his library card. When I tried to explain the fine to him, he started mimicking me. Finally, as he chucked a dime at my head before storming out, I saw the glint of a Rolex watch from beneath his power suit. FML

By DimeShapedBruise - / Tuesday 24 September 2013 06:14 / United States - Beaverton

Today, for the fifth day in a row, I have awoken at 6am to the sounds of my roommate's guest's child screaming. If it's anything like the last four days, the child will continue to randomly screech every fifteen minutes or so for the next five hours. I work 13-hour night shifts. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 22 September 2013 11:36 / United States - Big Pine Key