About Thatoneguy79

I come to FML for the entertainment. Rarely do I think these people are actually f'ed; more just like to whine and entertain the rest of us. If you aren't dead, you're doing pretty good. I believe that any time you present something in writing, you should put your best foot forward, especially in poetry. Those that believe spelling and grammar are not necessary on the Internet are ignorant fools, in my opinion. I may not take the time to correct you, but I will think less of you none the less. Feel free to do the same. I have pets. I have kids. I will soon have a wife; she is on back order. Some people appreciate my sense of humor; some do not. Sarcasm is an art form lost on many.

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By minibuch1505 / Friday 21 September 2012 11:31 / France