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Today, I received my soccer team jacket that I ordered a month ago. Trying to save money, I'd selected the "no name" option to avoid an extra $20 embroidering fee. My jacket now has "NO NAME" spelled out on the side of it, and I was charged the extra $20 dollars after all. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 December 2012 05:01 / Canada

Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML

By hotpatata / Friday 6 July 2012 15:03 / United States

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

By WTF - / Saturday 9 June 2012 13:54 / Australia - Adelaide

Today, my brother, the plumber, was called to unblock a toilet. Whenever this occurs, he takes a photo of it and sends it to me. It always seems to happen around meal time. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 June 2012 12:55 / Australia - Brisbane

Today, I walked in on my roommate trying to smoke a Mars bar. FML

By holyshart / Tuesday 5 June 2012 09:03 / United States