About Terrible_things
I like video games, math, and extreme sports. I'm also quite odd.
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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    11%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    7,200%
  • Up and coming moderator

    It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
    10,900%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    67%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    56%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    3%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    13%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    46%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    22%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    4%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    24%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    0%
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Terrible_things's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a call saying that my son was chasing all the girls in the class with his "Sword of Death", otherwise known as my dildo. FML

By a - / Thursday 21 May 2009 19:18 / United Kingdom

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

By baffled - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 20:36 / United Kingdom - Norwich

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

By ZAS - / Wednesday 22 August 2012 16:57 / Canada - Toronto

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 22 August 2012 06:01 / Australia - Camberwell

Today, at my job at the mall, our music malfunctioned and now will only play the same three songs over and over again. Our manager won't let us turn it off because "the customers won't notice". FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 20 August 2012 16:31 / Singapore - Singapore