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Tehslack's favorite FMLs

Today, I gave birth to my daughter in a hospital corridor. The nurse who took me to my room afterward tried to comfort me by saying there've been worse incidents; she said that two years ago, a lady gave birth in the parking lot. That was me too. FML

By laprochainefoisjerestealamaison - / Monday 25 February 2013 19:47 / France - Montpellier

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

By hhhhhhhpeterwut / Tuesday 19 February 2013 03:21 / United States - Bethesda

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to take a jog in an area we never been before. We then got lost. She actually thought that the tattoo on her arm of an open compass with north, east, south, and west would help us. FML

By omgstuupidd / Sunday 17 February 2013 14:27 / United States - Brewster

Today, my dad opened a Chinese fortune cookie that read, "Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes." Now he won't stop calling me Experience. FML

By Experience - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 20:19 / United States - Waynesfield

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

By kk / Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:07 / United States