About Tegraturbo2000
my name is allen.i like to kick box i took mui thai for 7 years. i played soccer for 8 years i love to drive atvs dirt bikes and pretty much anything with an engine and goes fast. i had a 1.8 ls integera but recently blew the engine. i play playstation so gamers add me @ drosmoke239. ...... i am a zombie killer.....i work as a pool builder in sw florida its hard work but keeps the bills paid....
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Today, at work, I had to explain to my co-manager at work what a period was, after he refused to let an employee go change her tampon. Afterwards, he panicked, saying he thought women made that up so they didn't have to have sex, before trying to send her to the hospital and fainting. We're 24. FML

By TheTruthofWomen - / Monday 4 November 2013 05:45 / United States

Today, I played a friendly prank on my dad, loosening the legs of his chair so it would fall apart when he sat on it. He responded by making me stand outside and watch as he keyed both sides of my car, front to back, as punishment. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 November 2013 21:32 / Cyprus - Nicosia

Today, my mom found a new fad, and now styles herself as some kind of modern druid. Normally I'd just roll my eyes and deal with it, except she's forced the entire family to go vegetarian, threatening harsh punishments if we refuse to stop "poisoning" our bodies. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 November 2013 18:56 / United States - Roanoke

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 2 November 2013 17:34 / United States - Rowland Heights

Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML

By PapaW / Friday 1 November 2013 07:01 / United States - Lehi