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Today, I berated my five-year-old nephew for peeing on the floor. His mom bitched me out for expecting "a little boy to have perfect aim." That's funny, it looked pretty good when he dropped his pants, looked me in the eyes, and started to piss on my rug. FML

By AuntPeePee / Monday 20 May 2013 11:57 / United States

Today, I beat my extremely competitive friend in a game of pool. He responded by breaking a pool stick over my head. FML

By soreloser - / Monday 20 May 2013 06:32 / United States - Manhattan

Today, I'm planning my big sister's wedding. My long-term, live-in boyfriend walked by and saw me looking at the wedding tab on Pinterest, smirked, and said, "Don't get your hopes up." I had. FML

By ForeverAlone - / Monday 20 May 2013 04:47 / United States

Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML

By fuckingjesusgran - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 22:13 / Bosnia and Herzegovina - Sarajevo

Today, I was in the doctor's office waiting for my husband to arrive, when a little old lady sat beside me. She seemed nice, until she started farting and blaming it on me. They weren't silent; they sounded like trucker farts and smelled like death. I was there for over an hour. FML

By babs - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 19:07 / United States