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Today, I told my boyfriend that I was afraid our future children would be fat and ugly. He reassured me, saying that he was sure our spawn would take on after him. FML

By Noname - / Tuesday 17 February 2009 08:30 / Canada

Today, while on the airplane, the cute girl next to me and I instantly hit it off. When I excused myself to the bathroom, I must have given her the wrong impression. She wanted to join the mile high club; I just wanted to take a crap. FML

By mile high clubber / Sunday 14 July 2013 10:41 / United States - Bensalem

Today, as part of my veterinary degree, I had to demonstrate how to jerk off a dog in front of my entire class. Afterwards, the lecturer said that I have the 'magic touch'. FML

By vet1 - / Thursday 11 July 2013 15:18 / South Africa - Pretoria

Today, at the doctor's, I had lots of papers to fill out so my boyfriend offered to help. We submitted them and the doctor called me a few minutes later. Under disorders my boyfriend had written, "Major cock craving disorder." The doctor couldn't stop giggling. FML

By Never Going Back To The Doctor - / Thursday 4 July 2013 07:03 / United States

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

By notyourmom - / Tuesday 11 June 2013 12:00 / United Kingdom - London