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My life really doesn't suck, but i love reading about others' sucky lives. Ha.
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By BillLumberg - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 06:42 / United States
By locksmack - / Sunday 14 June 2009 12:46 / Australia

Today, my adorable 8 year old son told me he no longer wanted me to pick him up from school. When I asked why, he said, "I told everyone at school my mommy is pretty... and I don't want people to know I lied." FML

By andthatshowitgoes - / Sunday 14 June 2009 05:42 / United States
By MBG - / Friday 5 June 2009 07:43 / Australia

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

By wtfdreams - / Sunday 17 May 2009 12:33 / United States