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Swineflou's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to pull one of those toy stretchy hands out of my dog's butthole. It slapped me in the face when I finally got it out. FML

By anonymous / Wednesday 17 July 2013 04:48 / United States - Katy

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

By SecondBest,IGuess - / Tuesday 30 April 2013 17:35 / United States