About Sweetest_jenn
I have a weird sense of humor and a bad temper to boot. On Wednesdays, I wear pink and you can't sit with me!
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Sweetest_jenn's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

By outoflove - / Monday 30 June 2014 21:06 / United States - Rockport

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 15 June 2014 21:29 / United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML

By Justawoman - / Wednesday 4 June 2014 15:52 / Denmark - Aarhus

Today, I walked in on my 15 year old daughter and her boyfriend. They were standing in my bathroom, both naked from the waist down. Supposedly, he was trying to "teach her how to pee standing up." FML

By help me / Sunday 1 June 2014 15:51 / United States - West Hartford

Today, I found out our newborn snores worse than his father. FML

By bananna / Thursday 29 May 2014 15:18 / Australia - Sydney