About Surferchick96
The saying "music is life" is true to me. Without it i wouldnt be me! Love: Music Guys Animals Guys Water Performing Guys Hate: Girls Middle school Math
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Surferchick96's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

By Dina / Sunday 23 November 2008 09:24 / France

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

By blacktyaffair / Wednesday 9 November 2011 14:48 / United States

Today, my eight year old son came to me and said he thinks it's time he started wearing bras. It turns out his older brother has been mind-fucking him for the past several months and has him convinced it's something all boys his age do. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

By Anonymous / Saturday 6 August 2011 23:37 / United States

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

By Bobby M / Monday 16 May 2011 16:33 / Ireland

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

By vaalcrawford / Wednesday 11 May 2011 04:59 / Canada