About Superficialheart

Hey Everyone, thanks for the quick profile stalk, I guess I should tell you some stuff about me whilst you're prying. Name's Jade, Tattoo's and roadbikes are my favourite, I'm aussie and live in a small suburb close to sydney. I'm down to earth, but I'm not rough. > Don't expect to see your name on my page.. That's just gay. Also, I'd like to get to know some of you awesome time wasters, so if you wanna message me, feel free. Peace ;) Does anyone even read this stuff?

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    You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
  • Consolation prize

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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  • The rules are the rules

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  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
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  • Back from the party

    An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it"vote.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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  • One ring to rule them all

    You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
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  • Perfectionnist

    Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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