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Suhrich's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried explaining to my mom how liking her own posts on Facebook wasn't very cool. I later logged in to see she'd added all my friends and posted naked baby pictures of me, captioning them, "Now I don't have to like my own posts." FML

By Sydney1600 - / Thursday 20 June 2013 23:28 / United States - Lawndale

Today, I witnessed an elderly lady getting mugged. I ran over to the guy mugging her and offered him the money in my wallet in return for him leaving her alone. The old lady snatched my money and ran away with the mugger. What the hell just happened? FML

By No money, mo' problems / Tuesday 18 June 2013 22:01 / United States

Today, a bug buzzed into my ear. In response, I punched myself in the face. FML

By sugarysofalof / Thursday 13 June 2013 04:22 / United States - Denver

Today, I turned 29. To celebrate, my office got me a cake that read "Happy 38th!!" The "theme" of the "party" was 'Not a day over 35!' I waited all day for someone to tell me it was all a prank, but nobody did. I spent my lunch hour crying in my car. Happy birthday to me. FML

By Not a day over 35 - / Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:06 / United States - Anchorage

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

By Jill - / Saturday 15 June 2013 04:19 / United States - Santa Rosa